DONT TELL ME ABOUT WHATS FAIR NIALL WAS NAKED IN A SHOWER AND I WAS DEAD FOR ABOUT SIX HOURS AND I CAN’TF EEL MY LIFE MICHELE SCUK IT UP BE A LOU GIRL I KNOW YOU LIKE CHEEKBONES IM TRYIN 2 MAKE YOU HAPPY
OH WOW MICHELE THIS IS STILL HERE I THINK THOSE MASTERPOSTS WERE WELL DESERVED

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i think wendys was my birthday. ugh did i even get you a present last year?!?! we deff went to taco bell because i remember taco bell denty time
i think i remember telling dr. labin we were planning on going to taco bell but we decided to go to ihop, because i didn’t want taco in my teeth before getting cavities worked on. whether or not we actually went through with that decision is not in my memory. was this the day that my parents showed up in walmart while i was peeing
sneadly said: i think we went to wendy’s. was that the year with the bouncy balls?
if we went to wendy’s one year then i don’t remember but i think the bouncy balls were the year before because that was also the year of the sweet tea and demi keychain and homegirl’s been on my keyring a long time.
i’m so drunk that i’m traveling abroad in a spaceship with you and pooter
n o .
- sam: ... i couldn't put my ipod on shuffle because one of prince's songs is just someone orgasming. the person is vanity. so like, they got into it.
- michele: someone told me that it's actually a woman crying. i mean i've never listened to it but that's what i heard.
- sam: it does sound like that, but it was taken from vanity 6's song, vibrator. which has someone orgasming in the middle of it. because the song's about a vibrator. so someone just got in the recording booth with a vibrator and that someone was vanity.
- michele: wow. that's uhh. wow.
- sam: the 80's, man
- michele: only a true 80's kid knows how to orgasm.



